Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
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