I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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