Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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