he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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