There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Randomize