I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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