Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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