Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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