What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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