I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
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