it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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