You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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