doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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