We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
