Im at strip club and am horny
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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