You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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