Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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