I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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