Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
time to smoke my breakfast
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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