Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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