Bisexual people are plain selfish.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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