so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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