Just mADE A PArabola og urine
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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