Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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