Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
