She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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