So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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