im having a threesome with these popsicles
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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