I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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