at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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