It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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