What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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