So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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