absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
