You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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