is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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