you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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