oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
it glows. i had to have it.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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