It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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