I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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