Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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