so let's talk penis.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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