At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Randomize
