i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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