Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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