You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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