Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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