the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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