Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
He shit in the fireplace
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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