What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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