Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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