id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Let's paint friendship bongs
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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